Back in June, Under Armour unveiled Stephen Curry’s all-white Curry 2 Lows in the “Chef” colorway, and everyone had jokes for days. Two months later, James Harden has learned the hard way that nobody is immune to getting roasted for releasing wack shoes. Harden’s first signature sneaker with Adidas is reportedly set to release in December, and SneakerWatch.com has images of an all-black colorway of the shoe that caused a bit of a stir when it hit the internet Tuesday. The jokes came fast and they were merciless.
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"Children of men dystopian future where civilization done collapsed" 5's pic.twitter.com/EyshkdXkfE
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
James harden really made sneakers for grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate factory pic.twitter.com/zo8M0vdOoG
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
Shawshank redemption 12s https://t.co/YJYhjMejws
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
Adidas gave James Harden therapeutic shoes pic.twitter.com/F4Cf3DlNbt
— Gonz (@G0NZERELLI) August 24, 2016
Finally Harden makes a basketball shoe for me, a waiter at Chili's. pic.twitter.com/Etw6Ihl0bQ
— jordan (@jordodale) August 24, 2016
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Saddest scene was when Judge Doom put the new @JHarden13 shoes in the dip pic.twitter.com/TVUknsnpmO
— Godzilla Shammgodzilla (@FanSince09) August 24, 2016
James Harden shoe looks like a fried boot. pic.twitter.com/UlVBI00iVn
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) August 24, 2016
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James Harden shoes come in a box that says "SHOES (ONE SIZE FITS ALL)." No logo, nothing. Just that cryptic text. pic.twitter.com/jnxDVeq9nF
— jordan (@jordodale) August 24, 2016
Harden IV "He Gout Game" pic.twitter.com/AUh9m9Oyfd
— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) August 24, 2016
Harden's kicks look like that Big Mac those people poured Sulphuric Acid on
— R.O.C. (@hardROClife) August 24, 2016
adidas Harden 1 "Barback Black" https://t.co/iJfsqYLCjx
— max (@MaxOnTwitter) August 23, 2016
In everyone’s defense, the shoes are pretty bad. But they’re a very different kind of bad from the Curry 2 Lows. The Currys are washed dad shoes; these Harden sneakers are basically work boots. They serve purposes, but neither are what you’d expect one of the most high-profile NBA superstars to take the court wearing, and it’s also tough to imagine anyone buying these in a store and choosing to wear them. But then again, Under Armour sold out of the Chef Currys, which are actually a perfectly fine shoe. We’ll see if Adidas has similar luck with these in a so-bad-they’re-good sort of way when they’re released at the end of the year.