Okay so JaVale McGee doesn’t spend all his time working out or running on the beach with the sea gulls. The rest of the time he’s working on his pick-up lines that he says don’t work. Too bad that one about playing on the Wizards isn’t really applicable right now…
Will you use any of these?
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