The future of basketball is in good hands with all the promising young talent rising through the ranks, but this unassuming child couldn’t care less.
You have to respect the full commitment to apathy while he’s on the court. While all the other children chase the ball, he stands patiently still; the ball will come to him if it pleases. He has much better things to do than chase a ball. There are popsicles to eat and Batman action figures to be had.
Needless to say, this kid is going to be a great slacker at his office job one day.