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Mark Cuban Takes The Gloves Off By Firing Some ‘Late Show’ Shots At Donald Trump

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban doesn’t like Donald Trump, and he decided to express this feeling by Cuban telling some jokes on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert with Colbert serving as his hype man.

A taste of his completely original comedy:

“Donald, the gloves are off. Hey, speaking of gloves, I got you a pair for your birthday. You’re a child’s medium, right? Donald, Donald, I’ve got a travel tip for you. When you’re going through customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, try not to blurt out bankruptcy.”

I bet you hadn’t heard a single small hands joke or bankruptcy joke until this. You’re doubled over in hysterics as once again late-night television has found a way to skewer our politicians in ways the rest of us can only dream. What’s next? Some sort of karaoke-based joke? Where do they come up with this stuff?!?

I’m sorry. I’m burnt out on G-rated, recycled election jokes. We’re on month 13 of this stuff and I can’t take it anymore. To be fair, the orange cone joke was good. Make American Late Night TV Great Again.

(The Late Show With Stephen Colbert)

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