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A Caption Contest For The Most Wonderfully Weird NBA Media Day Photos

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Media Day is by and large a goofy PR exercise equal parts boundless optimism and foreshadowing of three-team trades in the not so distant future. But what you can expect without fail are endless photos of NBA basketball players all pretty much doing the same thing. There are only so many poses NBA players are allowed to utilize during Media Day. There is the “hold your arms far apart and pretend you are a pterodactyl” and the “palm the ball and look tough or sad,” and “try to crush the basketball for some reason” and “barely pretend to dribble” and a few other variations. We’ve seen them all before and we’ll see them all again. Sometimes, you glimpse a preview of personality or humanity behind the veneer of rote professionalism. Sometimes, we are all witnesses to the quiet, accidental beauty of Media Day.

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Is this a picture of James Young being a goofball and having fun or is it something more? Is it, in fact, a statement about the media’s own inability to ever truly be impartial observers, or rather, their own failure to control the narrative? We may never know.

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Yes, this is the most boring pose an athlete could ever subject us to, but admire the chaos and insanity that is Mo Speights in a Clippers uniform. By the trade deadline he’ll have made Blake Griffin obsolete.

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Timofey Mozgov is surrounded on all sides by fellow humans, and yet he is alone. As a Russian, he comes from a great tradition of doomed literary figures and this photograph perfectly encapsulates the loneliness of the middle-distance runner, the never-ending torment of a humble giant who accidentally stole 64 million dollars.

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The photographer reportedly said “Dwight, how handsome do you think James Harden is, on a scale of 1 to 10?”

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This is Courtney Lee making a statement. This picture is EVERYTHING.

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After all these years, Udonis Haslem is still finding things to smile about.

Brand spanking new Chicago Bulls point guard Rajon Rondo lives up to his early 20th century vagabond magician name and attempts to make himself disappear. Yes, he failed, but sometimes seeing a man put a basketball in front of his face on Media Day is all we need to remember life is going to be okay.

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