The jokes came fast and furious at the Justin Bieber roast on Monday night, and a lot of the dirty ones were directed at former NBA big man Shaquille O’Neal. Which one was your favorite?
Pete Davidson:
“It’s an honor to be at a roast hosted by Shaq’s dick.”
“Shaq has shattered eight backboards and 79 cervixes.”
“Let’s hear it for Shaq. Thanks for being here and taking a break from throwing barrels at Super Mario.”
Natasha Leggero:
“Shaq’s dick is so big, he has to use Dropbox to send a dick pic.”
Jeff Ross:
“Shaq’s dick is so big, he uses it as a seflie stick.”
“Shaq was the original 2 Chainz ’cause that’s how he was brought into this country.”
This isn’t a joke, but look at the size difference between Shaq and Natasha Leggero.
