Sharon Osbourne Dreamed About Boinking Shaq

On Wednesday, all of social media was glued to the Twitter feud between Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa. And by Twitter feud, I mean Kanye went nuclear on Khalifa for talking about either Kim Kardashian or marijuana. It got all kinds of personal really quick and you’re simply better off reading everything he tweeted.

What we’re trying to say here is that Sharon Osbourne literally picked the perfect day to tweet Shaq that she’s had inappropriate dreams about him. Otherwise, this would probably be the entertainment story of the day; instead, this is some page 1B stuff:

Still, though, where did this come from? Like, why? How? Has Shaq been a longtime fantasy of hers? Do I want to know the answer to this? There’s no explanation afterward and the only context is this other tweet of Osbourne and Shaq posted five hours beforehand:

(As a side note, I did a screen shot of the original tweet based on the off-chance Osbourne deletes it. Now it’s saved on my computer and I’m terrified someone will find it accidentally.)

Maybe Osbourne and Shaq are just good friends and this whole thing is tongue-in-cheek. But at this point we’re all better off speculating because, if we’re being honest, does anyone really want to know the answer?

(Via Sharon Osbourne)

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