14 seconds of new Twilight Saga: New Moon footage has hit the web, and that’s newsworthy because I’ve wasted my life. The full trailer (that’s the second trailer if you’ve been keeping score) will premiere this Friday before Bandslam, another movie that will make you feel really old. Anyway, feel free to watch the video after the jump, but the screencap really says it all. It’s the cover of a romance novel for pedophiles. And a really weird angle. He must be hiding a Mia Wasikowska neck under that wig.