One of the bright spots for any Ellen fan’s day is when she randomly has her gardener Nick stop by to perform random tasks that always end with him taking his shirt off. Nick, of course, isn’t actually her gardener, as he’s a member of a hip hop comedy group on YouTube known as The Cream Pies. But don’t let that stop any of you daytime talk show host fans from daydreaming about him coming over to plant seeds in your gardens, or any other filthy euphemisms you prefer.
Ellen DeGeneres, as we all know, is also very good friends with our boy C-Tates (AKA Channing Tatum, AKA Mack Daddy Burnt Ding Dong, AKA The Hardest Twerkin Playboy in $how Biznassty) so she decided to get them together on the phone for yesterday’s show. The result? C-Tates “deducted” that Nick should have a role in Magic Mike XXL (aka The Expendables of Dong Shaking), because of his ab region. Sure, it’s scripted and corny as all hell, but it’s definitely something for the ladies.