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MORNING LINKS
Meme Watch: Creepin’ A-Rod Is Watching You |With Leather|
George Bush Almost Asked Clint Eastwood To Be His Vice-President |UPROXX|
TorrentFreak’s Top 10 Most-Downloaded Movies of All Time |Film Drunk|
McDonald’s Employee Goes From The Dollar Menu To $40,000 Bond |Smoking Section|
A Lesbian Kiss Goodbye for ‘Charlie’s Angels’ |Warming Glow|
Sweet Science Graphic Shirts by Nonfiction Tees |Gamma Squad|
Lady Gaga Drops F-Bomb In Front Of President Clinton |Buzzfeed|
Zachary Quinto is gay. I know, shocking, right? |TheSuperficial|
A Lannister always spays his pets. |Videogum|
8 Things We Learned at ‘The Avengers’ Panel at New York Comic Con |Moviefone|
Squidbillies Jack-O-Lantern Stencils |Adult Swim|
Michael Jackson’s Neck During Moonwalk Cannot Be Unseen |The Daily What|
Here’s a cop punching a chick in the face. |BostonStool|
Kimbo smashes can in second boxing fight. |CagePotato|
6 famous Comic-Con controversies. |MentalFloss|
Here’s Nirvana playing Twister with the Smashing Pumpkins. |DogandPonyShowWebsite|
The dingiest celebrity homes. |ScreenJunkies|
The 9 most annoying people at Starbucks. |HolyTaco|
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