Afternoon Stories with Tronbowski

12.14.10 8 years ago 27 Comments

BOW BEFORE TRONBOWSKI.  Just because it’s an obvious mash up doesn’t mean it’s not an awesome mash up.  (I’ll be seeing Tron Legacy tonight, btw. Hope to tell you about it reaaal soon, man.) |via SergioLeoneIFR|

Eminem teaming up with Sons of Anarchy creator to play a boxer. Kurt Sutter’s Southpaw will star Eminem in a boxing movie which will be a metaphor for his career. “…because his own life has been a brawl.”  After Marky Mark’s The Fighter and Channing Tatum’s Fighting, the crazy thing is that the fighting movie with Eminem might actually be the least wigger-y.|Deadline|

Dino De Laurentiis Co. remaking 1984’s Firestarter. Hoping to start a new franchise, the company is expected to reimagine the little girl who can set fires with her mind from the Stephen King book with “more edge.”  Oh, so Chris Evans as The Human Torch wasn’t “edgy” enough for you, assh*les?  Good thing they’re remaking these, it’s not like Stephen King has a lot of books to choose from. |Variety|

Paul Rudd is lookin’ good, braaaah…

That’s Paul Rudd in My Idiot Brother.

(Director: Jesse Peretz; Screenwriters: Evgenia Peretz and David Schisgall) – After serving time for selling pot, Ned successively moves in with each of his three sisters as he tries to get back on his feet. His best intentions quickly bring the family to the cusp of chaos and ultimately the brink of clarity. Cast: Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Zooey Deschanel, Emily Mortimer. [Collider]

Aw, you’re not an idiot, Paul Rudd, your fam just doesn’t respect your cas. style.  Don’t stress, bro, if they’re harshin’ your mellow, you can always crash on my couch.  I dig it.  I’m wearin’ those same shorts right now.  You wanna order a pizza or somethin?

Double gun fingaz –> aggro finance douche. Single gun finger —> chilled-out hippie dude.  Discuss.

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