From the producer of American Pie and the director of American Pie 2 comes American Summer a movie about hookers and Tom Arnold. It stars Matthew Lillard (who’s doing great, thanks for asking) and is currently seeking a distributor at Cannes. Industry analysts describe as a cooler, drier version of Wet Hot American Summer.
I’d give you plot rundown, but that’d be like explaining a painting of dogs playing poker. Really, I just want to know why everyone hates Tom Arnold so much. I guess it’s kind of like the Gilbert Gottfried thing, where he’s annoying, but I find his annoyingness somehow endearing. He was the best part of True Lies. Plus, this one time he helped me get my pet kitty Emilio Estevez down from a tree. I don’t why the little guy climbs up there all the time, Daddy just wants to cuddle.
(Watch the NWS, tit-filled version of the trailer after the jump)