Does anyone care about Ashton Kutcher’s dumb Steve Jobs movie?

It seems like we’ve been seeing Ashton Kutcher play dress up since before Steve Jobs’ body was even cold, but apparently this is the first “official” picture of him as Jobs. Aaron Sorkin is reportedly writing a competing Steve Jobs biopic, but in the meantime, we have this one, which is apparently no longer called “jOBS,” but is still being financed by a guy who makes real estate textbooks, directed by the director of Swing Vote, and starring the guy who replaced Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men. The new, non-creatively capitalized “Jobs” (at least according to Variety) has been selected to play closing night at Sundance. I expect at least a moderately disinterested bidding war between Lifetime and Syfy for distribution rights.