Baby Goose wants to marry you, girl

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10.15.10 14 Comments

Hey, girl.  Here’s the trailer for All Good Things, directed by Andrew Jarecki (brother of Why We Fight documentarian Eugene).  It was originally supposed to be released by the Weinstein Company, but they decided weren’t going to release it.  I forgive them though, girl.  Jarecki bought back the rights, and now Magnolia is doing a limited release and putting it out on OnDemand.  See, girl?  Everything happens for a reason.  Look, I picked you a flower.  Anyway, it stars me and Kirsten Dunst.  Haha, her baby tooth tickles!

Inspired by the most notorious missing person’s case in New York history, ALL GOOD THINGS is a love story and murder mystery set against the backdrop of a New York real estate dynasty in the 1980s. Produced and directed by Andrew Jarecki (director of the Academy Award-nominated doc Capturing the Friedmans and producer of Catfish), the film was inspired by the story of Robert Durst, scion of the wealthy Durst family. Mr. Durst was suspected but never tried for killing his wife Kathie who disappeared in 1982 and was never found. The film stars Ryan Gosling, Kirsten Dunst and Frank Langella as the powerful patriarch, and captures the emotion and complexity of this real-life unsolved mystery. [ThePlaylist]

When they said Durst, I thought I was playing that guy from the Limp Bizkit band.  Their music’s a little rough for me, girl, but he seems so tough and scary, I thought it’d be just like Halloween! Later I found out they were different, but I stayed on anyway because I think commitment is important. Anyway, what are you going to dress as, girl?  I think I’m going to be a ninja.  I even bought a little sword for Patches.  Haha, stop licking me, Patches, that’s not what ninjas do!  Oh, Patches, you’re the silliest.

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