Finally, a doll that will haunt my nightmares. He’s just so… matter of fact. More info at HolyTaco.
MORNING LINKS
Topical pick-up line: Aww yeah, girl, I’mma make you scream like a North Korean mourner. |Uproxx|
Rowles offers your suggestions for Netflix Instant, Youtube, and Amazon Instant. NERDS! |WarmingGlow|
People are butthurt about Drew Brees breaking the passing record, for some reason. |WithLeather|
Funny/Sexy/Awesome cosplay of the week. |GammaSquad|
25 celebs Playboy should’ve spent a million bucks on. |TheSmokingSection|
Lindsay Lohan gets paid to party on a yacht for New Year’s. Must be nice, whore. |TheSuperficial|
Favorite supercuts of 2011. I like the one on Wilshire. |Videogum|
The 20 weirdest news stories of 2011. |MentalFloss|
There will be no Friday in Samoa this week. |TheDailyWhat|
The original Aunt Viv from Fresh Prince hates Will Smith. |DAPSWebsite|
Deer breaks into home on Christmas. |Buzzfeed|
The 7 most awkward sexual encounters in film. |ScreenJunkies|
The Worst Mens Hair Fads of All Time |Guyism|