12.08.09 9 years ago 27 Comments

People kept sending me this Worst Fake Accents video from Gawker and I was so pissed at the snub of Leonardo Di Caprio in Blood Diamond (“Een Amerikka eet’s bling bling, but out heah eet’s bling bang”) that I kept holding off posting it.  But man, that Keanu Cockney is effing epic.


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And finally, check out this sweet golden shower video:

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