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If you’re so hard up for Star Wars stuff that you don’t mind a half-assed story set to uninspired animation, Star Wars: The Clone Wars hits theaters August 15th. It promises to be chock full of brilliant George Lucas dialogue, like "No!" "Look out!" "Run!" "They’re coming!" "Attack!" "Yes, Master," and "Ow, my balls!"
Okay, so I made that last one up. I’m just trying to make things interesting here. Just once I’d like to see Darth Vader use the force to grope chicks from across the room.