Brett Ratner finds that Cheeto he lost last week

06.01.10 9 years ago 15 Comments

Congratulations to Hollywood super director Brett Ratner, who recently discovered the Cheeto he lost last week while absent-mindedly scratching his balls.  You see?  The lord works in mysterious ways.  Also: It’s hard to tell if the coat collar thing is accidental or if popped lapels is just the new tubby Hollywood cool-guy thing.

True Story: Brett Ratner’s last five script meetings have ended in disputes over bros icing bros.

[via Gawker, thanks, Kurt]

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