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06.06.09 4 Comments

“Call me in six beers.”
Word on the street, and by street I mean a British newspaper, is that book-turned-movie Bridget Jones’ Diary is coming to the theater.  Do these jazz hands make my ass look fat?

Working Title has confirmed that Helen Fielding is adapting her novel Bridget Jones’s Diary as a stage musical, in the mold of its previous smash hit Billy Elliot. [TimesOnline]

Both the books and the movies are inexplicably popular, so I imagine this will be no different.  I can’t wait.  Women everywhere will say to their husbands and boyfriends, “Hey, wanna come see that new Bridget Jones’ Musical with me?”

And all he’ll hear is:

“Hey, wanna gargle my used tampons?”

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