Hey, no one ever accused Gary Busey of not suffering from brain damage.
Also starring Tae Kwon Do champ André Lima, Beyond the Ring tells the story of a little girl with cancer and the sweaty men who kick each other’s face to save her. It’s a heartwarming story of triumph of the will, and modern-day gladiators who’ll kill for money and fame.
It looks like it was shot in someone’s living room with actors they found loitering at Dairy Queen. But hey, it’s based on a true story! Reminds me of the time my uncle got the gout so I pushed an old lady in front of a train – violence solves everything!
And yes, that was the bad guy from Karate Kid. Lookin’ good, hoss.
Thanks to “The Luchador” for the hot tip.