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06.25.10 13 Comments

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Because it’s such a hip and relevant periodical, Interview magazine recently did a fashion spread featuring 13-year-old Chloe Moretz (Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass), 10-year-old Kiernan Shipka (Sally Draper in Mad Men), and 15-year-old Nicola Peltz (Avatar, The Last Airbender).  Very young girls made up like sexy, provocative fashion models, pretty clever, right?  I’m very uncomfortable right now, I think it must be because this shoot is so cutting edge.  Let’s ask the youngest one what she thinks about it:

“Well, I love Chanel– I think they have some amazing pieces.  I love Burberry.  But my favorite is probably Papo d’Anjo.  They have amazing dresses for kids my age.”

Ha, Papo d’Anjo, I thought the same thing when I was 10.  But tell us, what are your thoughts on sippy cups?  Right now I’m really into the Pokémon print. Orange dinosaurs are so passé, wouldn’t you agree?

Anyway, I think it’s a really neat photoshoot.  Although next time they do one, they should talk to me about it, because I have a few ideas.  I was thinking one of them could have pigtails and be sucking on a big lollipop.  Or how about if we drape a python over her shoulders and shoot her bent over the hood of a really fast car?  I think that would be very avant-garde.  What’s that?  Oh don’t worry about her.  She’s only crying because of how much she wants to be a star.  Such a little professional.

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