Get the fork outta here. [via Blame It On The Voices]
MORNING LINKS
Come and support Vince as he tells jokes and such. |Events|
Mid-Week Guide To DVD & Streaming: TV Actresses In Awful Movies |Film Drunk|
Television’s 12 Most Bad-Ass Brag Lines |Warming Glow|
Another useful invention. [via Awesomephilia]
Born Into The ’90s: 7 Young Stars It’s Perfectly Okay To Lust After |Smoking Section|
Gronk Tattoo Is A Lasting Memorial To Sadness |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
There’s Going To Be Yet Another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Series.
Here’s a Trailer |Gamma Squad|
Of Course Mickey Rourke Says Beat Usain Bolt In A Street Race |With Leather|
Christian Bale Visited Aurora, Colorado Shooting Victims, First
Responders And Medical Personnel Today |UPROXX|
Sarah Palin’s Porn Double Will Be At The Republican National Convention |TheSuperficial|
Tim Heidecker Wrote A 14 Minute Song About The Titanic |Buzzfeed|
5 Ridiculous Flying Machines |HolyTaco|
85 LOL-Worthy Animal Photobombs |HuffPost Comedy|
Bohemian Rhapsody Kite Routine of the Day |Daily What|
New Twitter Verifications |College Humor|
Who Wrote “Happy Birthday to You” (and Who’s Collecting the Millions in
Royalties)? |Mental Floss|
Anne Hathaway up for a Catwoman spin-off. Warners probably up for making
a shiatload of money from it |Fark|
“Mitt Romney, A Hero In My Mind” |Videogum|
13 Short-Lived TV Series Nominated for an Emmy After They’d Been
Cancelled |Pajiba|
7 High School Horror Films |ScreenJunkies|
The 25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Film |Unreality|
Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted |WorkLOLs|
Scary As F*ck Walrus Will Haunt Your Nightmares |BroBible|
A Police Composite Sketch of Dracula |High Definite|
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