COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

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02.08.09 54 Comments

That’s right, folks, it’s comments of the week time again.  No prizes this week besides bragging rights and this sweet cow.  Hope the winner appreciates her, because she costs a fortune to ship.

As always, the way this works is, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of this post.  Then, the following Sunday/Monday, I’LL pick the winner from among the nominees. Why me?  Because I AM GOD IN THESE PARTS, AS FAR AS YOU’RE CONCERNED, YOU F-CKING PUKE! The winner [usually] gets a sweet prize.  (FYI, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Okay, enough with the foreplay. This week’s winner is ChinoMoreno for this Jackson Pollack of wordplay from the TWILIGHT SUPERFAN BUILDS BELLA WOMB post.

ChinoMoreno says, “I’m gonna make one of these that has a handle on it and call it a PortaBella Mushwomb.”

Beat that.  Runners up after the jump.

From the AUTISTIC GIRL MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE thread:

Stone Soup says, “She came here to do two things: eat pennies and kick ass – and she’s all outta pennies…”

From the DIPSHITS PROTEST SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE thread:

Chino Moreno says, “They should just say they are sari.”

From the OUIJA BOARD MOVIE thread:

MaxwellDemon says, “It’s pronounced “wee-jah.” As in, “Ouijast had a terrible idea for a movie.””

From the DANCE FLOOR DALE thread:

Keets_Reese says, “…and that’s the story of how I was conceived.” [Okay, maybe it wasn’t that funny, but I’ll jump on any excuse to link back to Dance Floor Dale -Ed.]

From the NICE TRY, HIPPIES thread:

Rotwangchung says, “Trust fund kids are the number one cause of 1) self-indulgent faux intellectual desperately ironic film school turd muffins, 2) lacrosse tournaments, and 3) date rape. So in conclusion, if you see this movie you are responsible for lacrosse rape. It’s just science.”

From the OH JOY, ANOTHER WATCHMEN VIDEO thread:

Mark It Zero says, “This movie is going to be exactly like the time I really wanted a puppy for Christmas. It was all that I talked about for weeks. Then on Christmas morning, I flew down the stairs, and just dove right in. Siblings were pushed out of the way, paper was flying, I was giddy. Sadly, the puppy had a tumor and died later that afternoon. The Watchmen: Like a Puppy Funeral on Christmas” [It was the tagline that put it over the top for me. -Ed.]

From the SEAN PENN/JOHNNY DEPP IN THE THREE STOOGES? thread:

Donkey Hodey, says “‘The 45-year-old Depp could soon be poking Sean Penn in the eye’

They’re making a sequel to Milk?”

From the FRED DURST MOVIE GETS A RELEASE thread:

Burnsy says, “He did it all for credibility, what? The credibility, what? So you can take your criticism and stick it up your, yeah! Stick it up your, yeah!”

From the CHRISTIAN BALE IS SORRY thread:

Burnsy says, “Universal Movie Exec Reading Variety: ‘Christian Bale is sorry, eh? More like, Christian Bale IN Sorry.'”

Thanks all for another week of hilarity and sociopathy.

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