Comments of the Week: Jaden Returns

Look, I didn’t ask for this. You voted, and Jaden’s still here. But before we get to your democratically elected Comment of the Week, let’s build some anticipation(?) for this garbage kid.

People are super scared of dying and the world could end at, like, any moment so despite the fact that Vince barely mentioned Kirk Cameron in his piece on Damon Lindelof’s contribution to the apocalypse trend, you guys picked it up faster than Belinda picks up dropped french fries:

HarryCWard: Kirk Cameron’s version of The Aristocrats ends at “a family with two children go to a talent agency”. It’s funny because every agent is Jewish.

Or maybe it’s more like a Bob Saget kind of surprise where you’re like, “wow I cannot believe that Christian banana guy is really into scat jokes!”

Moving on, all offers null and void, yada yada, this photostatic copy, blah blah, forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained et cetera, et cetera, fax mentis incendium gloria cultum ah yes, the winning comment. Laying down some truth about Jaden Smith’s ridiculous clothing line, Stinky Pete says:

I think it’s spelled MSFTS because only a person missing both I’s would wear them.

Bet you all feel like asses for not thinking of that one. Cheers, Stinky Pete, meet me outside in 20 minutes for that Mercedes I promised.

To the rest of you: remember to keep your wits about you, and nominate your favorite comments of the week in the comments section of this very thread. For next week, I’ll send pictures of my dead pets to the winner.