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(I’m not going to caption it, I just love the sh*t out of this picture. –source)
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS
- “A chimpanzee in overalls fondles a statue’s penis, then goes to the bakery to pick up a cake, but the pack of bulldogs he’s walking turn on him and chase him down the road before a bird of prey steals the chimpanzee’s cake.” |WarmingGlow|
- Check out the cover for Kevin Smith’s Green Lantern comic. |GammaSquad|
- ATTENTION LA-AREA DRUNKARDS: My friend Joe King has a comedy show tonight at the Hollywood Improv. You should go see him because he’s funny, and clinically insane in most states. |HollywoodImprov|
- Here’s the people who died in 2009. They’re the people who died, died. Aw crap, I just remembered Jim Carroll was one of them. |ScreenJunkies|
- The 25 best memes of 2009. |HolyTaco|
- The 10 most forgettable films of the aughts. |Pajiba|
- Greek tragedy performed by Dominos. |CollegeHumor|
- Incredibly impractical superhero costumes. Look man, a codpiece is a commitment, sure, but it’s worth it. |ToplessRobot|
- Kobe’s new shoe is a whole ounce lighter than his last shoe. |WithLeather|
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The Rev was reported dead today. He should be listed. :( Billy Mays couldn’t play the drums for shit.
That picture is Celine Dion finding out for the first time that there was somebody sitting there the whole time.
ROBINET NOIR DE L’AMOUR I FOUTU!!!
(I used a translator – the reverse might be funnier than the intended phrase…)
What you don’t realize is, Chris had been asking white chicks to guess the size of his cock all day long. Celine hit it right on the head.
Then he hit it on her head. Repeatedly.
Or…
Celine can’t figure out how the fuck Chris can be so happy about the game, seeing as how there isn’t a crystal of ice on the floor.
Celine Dion had always wanted to meet Michael Jordan.
INVISIBLE 6 FOOT SUB SAMMICHES!
How did White Queen not make that costume list? Her outfits look like they’re held together with double-sided tape and good luck.
That sounds like a recipe for success Patty!
Unless “White Queen” is a moniker for the winner of a Drag contest…
It’s a toss-up between Jay Garrick’s Hat and Codpiece for best costume on that list I think.
I’m just saying, fighting in a strapless outfit seems like a recipe for disaster. And nip slips.
That’s the kind of recipe I’d like to see Giada DeLaurentis use on her show, Patty.
She’sa spicy meat-a ball!
If more women fought crime in outfits like that, I’d probably stick around when I witness a crime instead of locking my doors and driving off with the tires squealing.
I’d forgotten that Ron Silver died.
That scene with him and Jamie Lee Curtis gave me Blue Steel (Balls).
YOU KEEP YOUR STINKING MIDWESTERN PAWS OFF GIADA J!!!!
Whoa, blacked out for a second there. What’d I miss?
Pretty shrewd business move. Kobe knows lighter shoes make it easier to sneak up on unsuspecting white bitches.
Unless Giada DeLaurentis was born via C-Section, I bet her mother’s vagina whistles when the wind blows. The fact that her tiny frame can hold up a noggin so goddamn huge can be explained with nothing less than witchcraft.
Shut up, I’d still hit it.
That’s a myth, Donk. Childbirth does not ruin a vagina at all.
*furiously does kegel exercises*
She has Nick-Cage-Forehead-Syndrome but yea, I’d still hit it while crying tears of joy.
Plus, she’ll make you a mean meatball sub after.
Should I Urbandictionary “meatball sub”? Probably not…
The problem with big-headed chicks is that they make all but the most well-endowed guys look tiny while they’re sucking dick.
Err… I mean that would be a problem for you fags.
@Chino – If you are into drummers and haven’t heard Big Business check em out. Thank me later.
Checking it out now. iTunes says listeners of BB also like Melvins so that’s a good sign.
Chino – The Rev died a few days ago, I believe.
I know. I just heard it yesterday. Also, how is it that I live where I do and I’ve never heard Big Business before? I’m should be fired.
God damn. I would totally bang Supergirl.
In two years.
She’s sixteen, you pedophiles.
You are. Not me.
In my houese, we call going poop, Big Business.
Cereal.
I misspelled house. I spelled it “houese. Which is actually better than how I originally spelled it.
“Howse”
There’s no Big Business in my house.
/girls don’t poop
You baktags untied Lince from the auto-asphyxia closet, right?
Nah, the hotel staff will take care of it Fek.
When the cat’s away, the mice will play. And talk about fried chicken.
I once dropped my bag of weed at my uncles farm.
Later that day, there were tons of fried chicken.
*still reaching for the joke*
That drummer beats the shit out of his drums so hard he wears gardening gloves. And white people wearing gardening gloves fascinates me.
Vince is tied up writing an article for Slate right now about how much America sucks.
Those chickens could also be considered to be baked.
Also fricaseed. Mmmmm, fricasee.
You know in retrospect, maybe leaving him in the ice bath wasn’t such a smart idea. Sure seemed funny at the time, though.
‘Swi and his big words…
Vince isn’t coming back. I’ve seen this before. He said he was running out for a pack of smokes and he’d be right back.
I MISS YOU, DADDY!!!
Christopher Lloyd is dead?
GREAT SCOTT!