10.02.09 9 years ago 9 Comments

Hey, wanna see a parrot rape a guy’s head?  ‘Course ya do.  I wanna adopt the little guy and name him “Polanski.”  Polly want a quaalude?  [via Buzzfeed]

Your Daily Circle Jerk Links:

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  • Black Dynamite’s man on the street urges regular folks to fight smack in the orphanage.  Because orphans don’t have parents.  |FunnyorDie|
  • Jude Law reads Lady Gaga lyrics. |FListed|
  • The Paperboy entry into the Uwe Boll videogame films contest. |G4|
  • 25 awesome roller coaster photos. |HolyTaco|
  • The 25 worst movies of the decade. |Pajiba|
  • Wolverine loves My Little Pony. |ComicsAlliance|
  • Would you rather, olympic hotties edition. |Bleacherreport|
  • Japan’s Gigantor statue. |ToplessRobot|

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