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08.02.09 8 Comments

New Parry Gripp songs are the highlight of my existence.  This new one’s only 51 seconds, though I wish it would go on for hours.  So basically it’s like sex.  It makes me want to run around the apartment rubbing my wiener on stuff.  In related news, my dog hates this song.

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