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DJ Caruso, who’s not an actual DJ, but rather the director of Eagle Eye, revealed that he’ll be adapting a comic book called Y: The Last Man. He wants Shia LaBeouf for the lead and a release in 2010, and hopes to turn it into a trilogy. All the fanboys say Y: the Last Man is a great comic book. I wouldn’t know because I prefer books without pictures in them and thumbing my nose at the peasantry.
Y: The Last Man is my favorite comic book series of all time. Shia would play Yorick Brown, a young amateur escape artist, and his Capuchin monkey [Shia playing both the hero and a monkey? I smell Oscar – Ed.], Ampersand, who instantly become the last two men on Earth after something mysterious simultaneously kills every mammal possessing a Y chromosome – including embryos, fertilized eggs, and even sperm. Society is plunged into chaos as infrastructures collapse and the surviving women everywhere try to cope with the loss of the men. Yorick goes on a mission to find his girlfriend Beth, who was on vacation in Australia. [/film]
Wait, so this dude finds out he’s living out the plot of countless pornos and his first thought is to go to Australia to meet up with his girlfriend? I have a new name for this comic book, World’s Hugest Pussy.
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Um, if some virus kills off everything with a Y chromosome and Shia is left, I think that would just confirm what we’re all thinking.
Wait, so comic book nerds actually have a storyline to fall back on when they get told they couldn’t get fucked if they were the last guy on earth?
Alas, poor Yorick; he was kind of a pussy, Horatio.
As Yorick, Shia just wants an apple-tini with infinite zest. I think he was chosen for this role because he’s most excellently fancy and enjoys guys riding him bare-back.
Dammit Vilance! I demand on behalf of FilmDrunkards everywhere that you change that tag immediately from Comic Books to Picture Books For Retards! The way Jesus intended.
Y God, Y.
DJ Caruso… isn’t that the guy who gets a serious look on his face, turns slightly away from the crowd and, while putting on sunglasses says ‘looks like somebody… is ready to rock’WAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DON’T GET FOOLED AGAIN!
Some would say being the last man on earth would be a pretty sweet gig. I say, I find it hard enough going through life having quite a few women turning me down for sex. I couldn’t bear having ALL of them doing it.
Why does everyone seem to want Shia? When did he become a great big star? I don’t remember going to see a movie because it had Shia in it. He is more of the guy you go ‘Oh I didn’t know he was in it.’ Like when he was in I, Robot or Constantine or Transformers and so on and so forth.
The monkey’s name is ampersand? Is that all printed out in the comic book or do they just use the symbol? Personally, I’m more interested in Ampersand’s more refined cousin, the monkey with the monocle, Octothorpe.
I would love for Shia to play Yorick in a production of Hamlet that I’m putting on in my basement.
If I had a pet monkey, I’d name it Shia and sell it to Revlon for mascara research.
You guys can barely handle one woman at a time, so don’t think being the last man on earth would be some sort of fantasy. You’d have one asking you if she looks fat in this, another asking why you’re looking at the first one’s ass, and yet another one behind you yelling to take out the garbage.
If I was the last man on Earth, I could do all the drive-by shootings I wanted to without feeling guilty.
Society is plunged into chaos as infrastructures collapse and the surviving women everywhere try to cope with the loss of the men.Obviously fiction…
If I were the last man on Earth, I would spend all day jackin off and then be too fuckin lazy to have sex with any women. After all, I never disappoint myself.
Al, you think the last man on Earth would actually put up with all the bullshit?Smart money is on the guy who goes to a foreign country where nobody speaks his language.
This would take all of the boosh out of chicks saying, "You’re the man!"
Donk – that’s brilliant. I
oftenusually wish I didn’t understand those around me.If you were the last guy on earth who would make the pornos that you get off to while anally stimulating your prostate?
Richard Gere in "Dr. Y and the Women"Opening Valentine’s Day, 2009.
Think I’d rather have the sex with Ampersand thank you very much.
I always liked the idea of the Omega Man better. I always imagined stealing a Dodge Viper, driving it as fast as it would go, and do a nationwide tour of sex shops to deflower every Live Doll in existence.Don’t forget teaching myself how to fly a fighter jet!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! BOOM!
I don’t know keyHo, a female bitchin at you is pretty much the same in any language, except African bush people, then it sounds like some one tapping a block of wood.
<== Why you crackin the jawbone open for my brother’s screw pole?
If I was the last man on Earth, I would make my own Rock Of Love show, but instead of one house, every house in California would have sixteen girls drinking, swearing, fighting, making out, stripteasin’, etc. Then every week I would just walk into a random house, point at the ugliest girl and say "You’re out."
The full title will be Y: The Fuck Is Shia LeBeouf Allowed To be in Movies.
Are they seriously insinuating that getting to Australia would be a feat without the presence of men. I call bullshit. Goddamn picture book retards, I guess if they get bored drawing giant tits and uncomfortable costumes (trust me, they are) they make it even more sexist by making us complete tards incapable of flying planes and basic government infrastrucutre? Fuck You comic book guy. We would roast Shia over a spit and feed him to our genetically engineered sea monster. And then we’d introduce you to the vibro-tron 3000, the real reason nothing would get done.
I was trying to talk about a couple famous businesses like bookstore Barnes Noble and ice cream magnates Ben Jerry, but I couldn’t find ampersand.I guess that makes him the missing link.
Stands up an applauds Michelle07
I wish Shia would play keyboard for the Grateful Dead.
Michelle… this vibro-tron 3000 you speak of… you got that in design or production stage right now? I’d like to subscribe to your catalogue.
Society is plunged into chaos as infrastructures collapse and the surviving women everywhere try to cope with the loss of the men and Rosie O’Donnel.
I have it sketched out on a cocktail napkin. It’s so crazy, it just might work.
Al, elle0-I was surprised my wife didn’t leave me after getting her Vibrotron 3000.[en.wikipedia.org] (slightly NSFW)
All of the nerdy, geeky girls in this movie call Ampersand "Shift+7".
Michelle – you better hope your vibro-tron 3000 runs on baked goods and hand knit sweaters, because batteries will be the first provision to run dry.
Good News/ Bat News: Good News is Yorick Brown finds his girlfriend. Bat News is he leaves Ampersand the monkey in a hot car while he goes to see The Dark Knight.
The first infrastructure to collapse: the WNBA.
I like that every time I refresh the page the "ENOUGH LABEOUF!" image gets bigger and bigger. Pretty soon it will take up the whole internet and our long national nightmare of watching Shia go through puberty will be over.
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New post – and Happy Birffday Robo!
The Vibro-Tron 3000 will run on Natural Light, you KNOW we won’t drink that shit.
He almost gets to Aussie, except the women rulers track him down by the trail of lifted toilet seat lids.
Is this the long-awaited sequel to Spike Lee’s X?The worst thing about being the last dude would be getting blamed for every rape. Because you did that shit.
Two words that will be the end of a women-only population – Synchronized Menstruation.
Al and Michelle: With all the men gone, think of how inflated membership of the PFC would become? It’d go global. Would there be rival PFC’s? PFC wars? PFC famine? A PFC apocalypse?!!Egad.
More possible names for Ampersand:1. Colon2. Control3. Dolla Sign4. ! (but everyone would call him 1)
New up! *snicker*
This is gonna be awesome. Yet another comic book adaptation I can completely ignore.