George Clooney inspires men to iron their ball sacks

06.11.13 5 years ago 3 Comments


Did you toss and turn all night, trying to get comfortable in your gigantic scrotal cocoon? Good news! You can have that junk shrunk, zapped, and firebombed until it’s the smooth taut mitten that God gave you. Not that Clooney endorses this, but if he ever did: “Tired of GRAVITY™’s effect on your stones? Well put those DESCENDANTS™ back UP IN THE AIR™ with our THIN RED LINE LASER™!” Check, please.

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