Whip It is Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut starring Ellen Page, and it’s all about female empowerment. It tells the uplifting story if how one girl whose parents wanted to put her in beauty pageants succeeded in a patriarchal system by flexing and being awesome and kicking ass and Avril Lavigne. So to promote it, Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page decided to liplock like a couple reluctant party lesbians at a beer pong tournament because this totally isn’t played out already. Oh ladies, you gotta use some tongue if you wanna impress the Psi Chis! At least a grope!
More like Drew BOREymore, amirite?? *dodges tomato, rides off on roller skates*