10.20.09 9 years ago 27 Comments

The video I posted the other day of the drunk guy comically stumbling around a convenient store (at 10 in the morning on a Tuesday no less) has been compared to many things: a man in the depths of an ether binge, a redneck version of a Jamiroquai video, Vincent D’Onofrio’s performance as a giant bug stuck inside the body of a man in Men in Black, the official FilmDrunkard; and today he gets the silent film treatment.  I was laughing by the first note of the jaunty piano music.  “Dear me, I’ve fallen over.”  Amazing.  Also, I bet this was an awesome story from the perspective of the guy’s son.  His dad took off to run a quick errand, was gone for almost two days, and just when the kid was starting to think Daddy abandoned him because he didn’t love him anymore, POW!  There’s Pop in the door with a couple of black eyes and pants full of poop.  “Did you miss me, son?  Daddy was in the drunk tank again.” (slow-motion while “Chariots of Fire” plays until fade out)

[via MustacheandMonocle]

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