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12.10.07 70 Comments

Ostensibly, this is the trailer for a Japanese movie, Machine Girl.  Beyond that, I don’t know what the hell it is.  But it gives me a happiness boner. 

It seems like it’s a tongue-in-cheek comedy but it’s from Japan so you never know.  In the end, what does it really matter?  It’s a girl with drill tits and people spraying blood.  Doesn’t matter whether they were trying to be serious or funny, either way I’ll be enjoying myself.  The Japanese are like the insane homeless guy on my block who craps himself and rambles nonsense all day long, but occasionally stumbles upon some real wisdom, like the day he told me pants are for queers.

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