Buckle up, blenderlickers, it’s time for another episode of “Forgotten Classics”. Back in 1994, when Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey were just getting started in the movies, they both starred in a crotchpunchingly bad film called Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.
The film was unique in that it featured Leatherface in drag, Matthew McConaughey with a robotic leg, and not a single chainsaw murder. You know a franchise has nuked the fridge when its title no longer has any bearing on its content.
I believe the two clips here sum up the essence of this film. I can’t be arsed to try to explain just how bad this movie is. I’m coasting. This is my last post before Vince’s triumphant return. Arrivederci, goat touchers. I’ll be blazed and playing bongos naked with Cole Hauser if you need me.