If you have a school picture that even approaches this awesome, you’re probably a liar. “He won the rocket trophy in a separate rocket building competition, and the toy car on his lap is from the Boy Scouts Pinewood Derby.” That’s right, he’s a Mullet Rocket Scientist Racecar Driver. This kid rules so f*cking hard. |Reddit via Uproxx|
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Ryan Gosling says he’ll eventually quit acting to focus on babies |Film Drunk|
The National Anthem Of Your Nightmares |With Leather|
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20 Additional Albums From 1991 Cameron Crowe Should Turn Into a Documentary |Moviefone|
Six Rotten Tomatoes Movie Ratings that Contradict Popular Opinion |The Smoking Jacket|
7 Shows That Peaked in Season One |Unreality|
Anna Faris is purdy. |WWTDD|
5 Famous Draft Dodgers. |HolyTaco|
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