Friday Free for All: Listen up, haters

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07.02.10 76 Comments

Friday Free for All is that time of the week when I get to post something I feel like posting, movie-related or not.  Because hey, no one should work hard on Friday.  Send your tips to

Yo, haters, listen up: you best not mess with this chick because she’ll crack your skull with the jack handle she keeps in the front seat.  Morgantown, West Virginia represent.  Who are these haters?  Why would they mess with her?  I’m not really sure, but I find this whole video sort of fascinating.

Yeah you f*cking fat ass mother f*cker.  I don’t care if you’re a f*cking lawyer.  I bet you can’t even breathe outside your f*ckin office you f*ckin 500, 600-pound motherf*cker.

So wait, her adversary is a 600-pound lawyer?  Someone needs to get these two together for some exhausted thunderdome.  Anyway, that’s when she starts doing “ninjitsu” moves.  “Man, I wish I had something to f*ckin’ hit.”  You guys, I think I’m in love.

Your move, Florida.

[via TheInternetIsTerrible]

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