Frotcast 293: Game Of Thrones And Crystal Corner, With Jeff Bayer

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Do you watch Game Of Thrones? Are you obsessed with celebrities who believe in the healing power of crystals? Oh boy, have I got a podcast for you!

If you’ve never listened to the Frotcast, we have been described (by Splitsider) as “consistently one of the most feminist groups of disgusting dudes on the internet,” “regularly the grossest, least politically correct bunch of dudes on the internet,” and my favorite:

In the game of low-brow limbo the Frotcast goes subterranean, turning “who f*cked a furniture?” and “don’t wash your pussy in a dishwasher” into catchphrases.

That is… pretty accurate, actually.

This week, film critic Jeff Bayer, from Movie BS and FilmSchoolRejects, joins me, comedian Joey Avery, and Frotcast co-host Bret to review Game Of Thrones, X-Men: Apocalypse, and Alice Through The Looking Glass. Plus our new segment, Crystal Corner, in which we find new celebrities to tell us about the magical healing powers of crystals. Then it’s onto your email questions, which, as usual, are all about relationships and pooping. Don’t you guys ever do anything besides poop and attempt to find love?


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This Week’s #Content

3:23 – Game of Thrones Talk. Hodor! Zombies! Boobies! Wieners! The Iron Born! Children of the Forest!
16:44 – Joey Avery and Jeff Bayer arrive.
25:29 – Jeff tells us about Alice Through The Looking Glass
31:00 – Bret polls us on how we don’t kill ourselves, being film critics and all.
45:00 – X-Men: Apocalypse vs. Captain America: Civil War, with Vince and Jeff.
48:20 – Anthony Weiner, and trying to remember why people were mad at him.
56:30 – CRYSTAL CORNER! This week’s believers in the healing power of magic crystals include Alanis Morisette and a guy from 10 Things I Hate About You. (Bret loves crystals)
1:11:07 – Jeff tells us about his child, who one day decided that he wasn’t going to poop anymore.
1:23:00 – Charlie Daniels’ NRA video, in which he calls Obama a “fresh-faced flower child.”
1:30:00 – Answering email question, AND our BRAND NEW EMAILS THEME SONG!

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