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This story strikes me as super bogus, but one of AICN‘s gay-sounding sources claims George Clooney is interested in playing the lead in Jerry Suckheimer’s even gayer-sounding Lone Ranger movie.
Word as of now is that George Clooney has shown a lot of interest in the role of the Lone Ranger, and the studio’s been talking to him about it. Previously it was rumored that Nic Cage was up for the role, but that rumor died a long time ago. Clooney’s name has come up quite a number of times since.
-Electric Dreams
Say what you will about Leatherheads or Ocean’s 12, George Clooney still has a better track record of picking projects than pretty much anyone in Hollywood. I don’t believe for a second that he’s considering playing a “modern movie hero who doesn’t curse, use slang, drink or smoke or visit saloons, who believes in God and country and a strict moral code, uses guns only when he has to, and never shoots to kill” for the most shameless crap peddler in town. And if “Electric Dreams” isn’t a middle-aged dude with a ponytail and rainbow suspenders I will eat my own shit.
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It would be the driest, most sarcastic deliver of the phrase “Hi Ho Silver, and Away!” ever.
deliverY. Fuck.
I’m going to start writing under the moniker, Hydraulic Nightmares.
For a second I thought someone stole my handle, but alas Eclectic Creams is safe.
I can’t think of a single actor who would be perfect for this role. Then again, I can’t think of a single way to make this a good movie.
Wait, is Leslie Nielson still alive?
<—–The Lone Ranger & Tonto!
I can’t think of a single way to make this a good movie.
Getting blown while at the theater would make it passable.
GEORGE CLOONEY? AS THE LONESOME STRANGER” No wait, that was dream last night. Figures, Hollywood never makes movies that take 3 minutes to reach their climax.
J, I’d still spend the whole time yelling at the screen about how can he be a ‘lone’ ranger with that indian dude following him around everywhere?
Nice Photoshop work there VaLince. I like how his mask is doing the Don Bluth eybrow thing just sorta floating around doing all kinda crazy shit.
How is Johnny Depp Tonto? I could understand him being the next Crow before I would expect him to do this shit.
Wait a sec.
He means “Lone” as in the Royal Lone, man. He and the Injun. BTK, where the fuck is Zero?
There are two George Clooneys playing the role, The Clone Ranger.
Clooney would never do that role. His next project is an indictment of the banking meltdown and the failings of capitalism called The Loan Arranger.
He’s lying down the whole movie, The Prone Ranger.
He gets turned into a zombie: The Moan Ranger.
Vince, when did you hire Perez to do your photoshop work. What, no jiz dripping from his mouth?
Porno version title; Bone Raver
He’s happy at the beginning because he just got a BJ: The Blown Ranger.
*looks for Jack!*
I had an electric dream once… well, it was more of a blackout, as a plug socket changing exercise went tits up. Fucking ring main.
Why can I not get the image of Poncherello as the Lone Ranger out of my head!? Hi Ho indeed…
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It’s about Nolan Ryan: The Thrown Ranger.
Loves the oral action: The Dome Banger
GPP, from whoes mouth, Clooney’s or Perez’s?
It’s about one of those dreams you have that make you end up sleeping through your alarm clock: The Phone Ringer.
Well, I don’t have a ponytail (that hasn’t been ripped from a cheerleader). Is your offer to eat your own shit still good?
You scalp cheerleaders too? What a small world
I can’t think of a single actor who would be perfect for this role.
I have three words for you, my friend.
Stephen. Fucking. Baldwin.
From now on (or until 4:00pm today, whichever comes first), I’d like to be known as The Stone Ranger.
Thank you.
He’s a cross-dresser: The Joan Ranger.
Hey, i’ve just been over there to check out the new Britney single {insert Grrr manly activity here} and, apart from the god awful pink layout thing they’ve got going on, they’ve still got the fucking essential latest comments option. How come they’ve escaped the Upfucks year zero revolution?
He’s Asian: The Rone Wrangler
A Gay Serial Rapist: “The Bone Mangler”
My electric dreams are always interrupted by nocturnal transmissions.
You scalp cheerleaders too?
What’s left of them!
He’s a grown man who pretends like he’s a cowboy: The Grown Ra-fucking Retard.
He could also work in highway maintenance as the Cone Arranger.
Idiot can’t get his horse to stop: The WHOA’n Ranger.
Again with the cross-dressing, but this time he’s a showgirl: The Boa’d Dangler.
Instead of Clooney, the part will be played by the Verizon “Can you hear me now?” guy: The Zone Ranger
Shit. The Phone Ranger would have been much better.
He’s l337 h4xx0rz: The Pwn Ranger.
Fek plays the role: The PWND Gamer.
*chodin and Donk both blow eachother………..and then play air guitar*
ROFLKOTAL! (work safe)
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Hey, man! I have a lvl 21 hobbit hunter that is UNDEFEATED!
child predator gloves + cunt punch = Blown Anger
new up :(
If he was Italian: Cologne Danger