God’s Flan, Texts From Friends, and Morning Links

09.13.11 8 years ago 4 Comments

I’m not sure if this is funny (because let’s face it, flan jokes are always funny — fact) or racist for implying that a Mexican chick eats flan. Though I pray for the day when all cultures can poke fun at each other’s predilection for certain food without accusations of racism. That’s my dream. |via Dauragon|

Buy Drew’s book. Seriously, don’t be a f*cker. |Amazon|

Mel Gibson Opens Up About the Jews, His Foreskin |Film Drunk|

Wrigley Field Is Gross, Hosts Alien Virus |With Leather|

Miss Japan Is Awesome |Warming Glow|

Bruce Hornsby On Tupac: “The Original ‘Changes’ Was A Lot Dirtier” |Smoking Section|

Darth Vader’s “Noooo!” Edited into Other Classic Movies |UPROXX|

Good News! Poké Ball Nipple Bar Piercings Exist |Gamma Squad|

[Pictured] I SWEAR THIS ISN’T ONE OF THOSE FAKE ONES. My friend’s wife left her cell phone at the house on accident the other day, and this is what she found on it when she got it back.

11 Hats Modeled by This Cat |Buzzfeed|

Christina Hendricks models her decolletage. That’s French for huge ass titties, and I do mean “ass titties.” |TheSuperficial|

Recapping the last ever Entourage. |Videogum|

Here is a baby gorilla taking a bath. It is quite cute. |TheDailyWhat|

9 characters creepier than Buffalo Bill. |Screenjunkies|

This fatass sued White Castle. Hey, dude, I could microwave burgers that taste better than f*cking White Castle. |HolyTaco|

Tancy Hanna is a saucy minx. |GorillaMask|

The west coast EPCOT that never was. |MentalFloss|

Kate Gosselin drives a 2-door sports car which sadly, is not currently on fire. |WWTDD|

Ricky Gervais, Jon Stewart, and Louis CK will host a mock Golden Globes telecast |FARK|

Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About A Fish Called Wanda That Might Cause You to Stutter |Pajiba|

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