Chocolate comes from Ong Bak director Prachya Pinkaew, and though it doesn’t have Tony Jaa, it does have two of the best title card sequences I’ve ever seen:
From the bloodline of the yakuza… and the womb of a dangerous beauty
Which reminds me of a joke: What’s the difference between a Cadillac El Dorado and the womb of a dangerous beauty? …Nevermind. Anyway, I thought they’d never top that one, but then they busted out:
A special-needs girl… with a need… to kick some ass!
Best. Tagline. Ever. It doesn’t appear to have a date set for a theatrical release in the U.S., but it looks like you can already buy the DVD. It’s called Chocolate, or alternately Fury. Coincidentally, Chocolate Fury was my nickname in high school.