01.20.09 10 years ago 34 Comments

Chocolate comes from Ong Bak director Prachya Pinkaew, and though it doesn’t have Tony Jaa, it does have two of the best title card sequences I’ve ever seen:

From the bloodline of the yakuza… and the womb of a dangerous beauty

Which reminds me of a joke:  What’s the difference between a Cadillac El Dorado and the womb of a dangerous beauty?  …Nevermind.  Anyway, I thought they’d never top that one, but then they busted out:

A special-needs girl… with a need… to kick some ass!

Best. Tagline. Ever.  It doesn’t appear to have a date set for a theatrical release in the U.S., but it looks like you can already buy the DVD. It’s called Chocolate, or alternately Fury.  Coincidentally, Chocolate Fury was my nickname in high school.

[via IGN]

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