Ha, just kidding, it wasn’t Halloween. That’s just how Weston Coppola dresses. He’s in a band called “Eyes of Noctum,” you see. Also, can anyone tell what Nic Cage’s wedding ring is made out of? I think it might be bear tooth.
[via Bestweekever & Hollywoodupclose]
Of course his name is Weston.
Noctum? Shit, I almost killed ’em.
*sits in corner and plays with boogers*
In the Coppola family, babies are born seven days after watching a certain video. It’s all pretty painless as they crawl out of the television fully formed.
This is what happens to your kids when you don’t quash their dreams when they learn to talk.
Weston? Does Nic Cage have some sort of secret feud with the Hilton family?
Who’s his mom, Danni Filth?
*chodin returns from punpkin patch…dick is covered in pumpkin seed*
What!? Hehe…what’s up?
“Eyes of Noctum” is when you stretch your scrote over somebody’s whole face while they’re sleeping, right?
I’ll bet 2:1 odds that this band sounds like pre-cum. Takers?
Not too many people can pull off the pale, gaunt, looks dead image. I think Nic does it pretty well though.
Hey, Weston! Glen Danzing called.
He wants his ability to be completely out of touch with reality back.
I was in a band called Emissions of Nocturn.
They seem like a chipper little group. Wonder what kind of music they play? Jazz? Bubblegum pop? Folk? Maybe they’re a string quintet?
Eyes of Noctum anagrams to “cony emo fetus” Coincidence?
Oh, and I forgot crunk. They could be a crunk dance troupe.
“Say whatever you want about my dad’s movies, but leave Edward Cullen alone!”
…I’ll play your “Eyes of Noctum” and double-tap my mana, okay, so that gives my dungeon troll a level 6 retardation, which then makes your “Lubricant From Tears” fireproof.
Fuck Mike, have any of you looked at the group picture on the left? Again, wow. Ten to one says at least one of them have a 20 sided die on them.
Nic Cage was in Leaving Las Vegas. Looks like he didn’t pull out soon enough…
Most guys in the old norwegian black metal burned down churches, i wonder if black metal bands from hollywood burn down churches of scientology.
I love my parents.
Fuckin’ chodin. Just like sex with my Mom, he beat me to the punch.
Nic Cage looks like he just walked in on his wife sucking a rhinos dick.
“Weston, Weston! How many times has Brett Ratner tried to get you to come back to his hotel room with him?”
These guys totally get booed every November 1st.
Weston Coppola gets seasick from crowd surfing.
From left to right on the picture:
Lilith, Demonicus, KRAPULAX, Weston Cage Son Of The Bear, Selma Blair, Sad Bon Jovi and Boy Pussy
I didn’t know there was a new brand of eyeliner out. Noctum you say?
This band RULES [middle earth]!!!!!!!
Later that night, Nic Cage was seen approaching Alice Cooper and saying “Dude, what the fuck? I thought we were cool, man”.
If Nic Cage was my father, I think I’d rebel by being a good actor.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT GLENN DANZIG!
They dedicate one of their song to Gary Gygax at every show.
Weston: So, when is Ghost Rider 2 coming out?
Cage: One of these days, I’ll get you to watch some of my other movies.
You wanna’ know how I know that Weston Coppola is hardcore?
Because he’s giving a “rock on” hand signal, you fucking retard, plus he’s dressed like the goddamn Crow! SUCK MY DICK SOCIETY!
You fuckers are all just jealous that you didn’t think of “chalkboard eraser” as your Halloween costume.
Nic should have Noctum the fuck out when he came home dressed like that.
“Eyes of Noctum” are what you get when somebody uses aerosol breath freshener as makeshift pepper spray on you.
These are the guys that He refused to hang out with in high school. Sure, they like playing Magic cards, but they also like sucking dick, listening to Dragonforce, and watching shitty anime.
If it wasn’t for bottom-fuckersfeeders like this, the world may not have jenkem, though!
ROFLKOTAL! They put the fat guys by the chick so their moobs would pale in comparison to her fat milk-silos!
Sorry, that’s “Eyes of Binactum” I was thinking about.
Seriously, you could shoot me in the chest with a shotgun, and I would still be able to kick this band’s ass.
Someone say shitty anime and death metal?
It gets kind of old after about a minute, but the subtitles are great.
Everyone looks so hard in that group shot. There’s only one dude smiling…he’s probably the Skin Flute player.
Weston Coppola’s Match.com profile:
Likes: Death metal, eye makeup, strategy games.
Dislikes: The Hills, talking about dad’s movies, sunlight.
It’s a sad fucking state of affairs when the only chick in the band doesn’t even have the best hair.
Leon, that vid…wow.
Yeah, J! He noticed that, too!
GRRRR…JOHNNY UNITAS FLAT TOP!!!