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Paris Hilton has joined the cast of director Todd Solondz’ upcoming sequel to his 1998 movie Happiness, and while this isn’t exactly good news, it does give me yet another excuse to clips from the original. In the one above, I think Philip Seymour Hoffman might have actually meant to call Paris Hilton. God, if there were any justice in the world he would’ve won five Oscars for this. I’ve got a longer clip after the jump – do yourself a favor and fast forward to the 2:41 mark and watch him deliver one of the best lines in all of cinema.
[via THR]
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Nice Distance
Are we sure Todd Solondz gave himself permission to make a sequel?
His moustache is like a harelip toupee.
his voice on that line is like Bobcat Goldthwait after getting kicked in the nuts
This reminds me. I’ve gotta finish wall-papering the dining room.
**Gets started on eating daily dose of pineapple and celery**
When did Paris “Dead Eye” Hilton become an actress? I didn’t know blowing guys and doing coke off Brett Ratners chest could make me a star. Apparently I made bad career choices.
Please, she will probably end up a corpse or be a dead eyed hooker.
Paris is a
rich girlDisease laden whore can be whatever she wants, regardless of the consequences for the rest of usOh, wait. She will end up a corpse and is a dead eyed hooker. My bad
who can be
Fuck
This movie introduced Buhlemia’s ugly cousin “Boylemia” or “the forced ritual of cumming out one’s ears after meals in order to lose weight”.
I love when girls use *69, because it’s like they’re saying, “So this rape thing sounds fun.”
This movie lacks realism, I finished as soon as she started talking about hard steak.