I know this post isn’t about movies, but this is the most metal thing I’ve seen in a while. The NY Post headline? “H-OLÉ”. Oh NY Post, don’t ever change.
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I want to fuck it.
I call bull shit.
He still looks better than Roger Ebert.
Piercing fanatics are signing up in droves to be matadors.
There’s video. [www.youtube.com]
Me so horny.
Of all the bullfight pics I’ve ever seen, this one impales in comparison.
What the fuck is wrong with his nose?
Seriously though….why isn’t Corn Dog Vaughn watching this fight?
“This thing doesn’t make my voice louder at ALL!”
Mess with bull, get to eat through straw for six months.
Clearly his red towel was defective.
The pain in Spain falls insanely near the brain.
Toreador? More like “toreanewmouth”!
It’s easy to get hooked on bullfighting.
This is why it’s a good idea to only attack things that have French horns.
Wow, toro’d up from the floro’d up.
Poor guy. He only became a matador because he wanted to dress like his grandmother’s sofa.
Above video link was flagged, but this seems to still work:
(And Jeebus it is Metal…)
CUERPOS GOLPEEN EL PISO! OOH WHA-AH AH-AH!!
I said “ha ha”. Is it wrong that i was disappointed El Toro didn’t rag Senor Matador all over the place after impaling him?
Is that El Gore?
What the fuck did he expect when he tried fighting a Minotaur with a rapier instead of a +1 two-handed broadsword?
GRRR…WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MOVIES???
I’m sure the Matador was trying to yell “Uncle”. Unfortunately, his mouth was full at the time.
RedBull gives you wings. THIS Bull gives you an extra mouth.
Hole in Juan