Illuminati iPad Commercial Obviously Prophecies the Apocalypse

01.28.14 4 years ago 26 Comments

Welcome to yet another episode of Revelation Unraveled. By now, you should know that Revelation Unraveled (R.U. as the true fans skeptically call it) is hosted by William Tapley AKA the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse AKA the Co-Prophet of the End Times, whose wardrobe is custom designed by your great aunt Priscilla.

Just this past weekend, we saw Payton Manning, number eighteen, 6+6+6, defeat Tom Brady, number twelve, or 4+4+4. In other words, the Antichrist will defeat Barack Obama.

And that DIRECT QUOTE ain’t nothin’ but the intro. In this episode, Big Willy Style explains how an iPad commercial prophecies the birth of the Antichrist, the Illuminati’s nuclear war, and some smut.

There is even a smudge at the bottom representing the woman’s anus. Now I apologize for having to use crude language, but we are looking at a crude scene.

The scene in question is either a storyboard of a sunrise ORRRR the crowning of Nuclear War through biblical lips and smudgy butthole, depending on how fundamentally insane you are.

Via Revelation Unraveled.

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