Inside the Mind of Quentin Tarantino

06.19.13 5 years ago 7 Comments

Here’s Quentin Tarantino dancing with himself to Stacey Q’s “Two of Hearts” (which I assume you all recognize from Episode Four of Season Two of RuPaul’s Drag Race) for infinity. At least one room in Tarantino’s brain has to be just this, like, happening until he dies. It’s probably the biggest room, too, unless the Coke Wizard rents a penthouse. Across the hall is an autistic old man cataloging pictures of feet by texture, and he lives above a gluttonous orphan whose cell is painted to look like a dojo-themed bowling alley. There’s a courier who’s always dropping a self-refilling stack of memos, and a drained pool left with black mermaids in the basement. One hallway has pigs suckling Ennio Morricone’s nipples; a wet door opens to a herd of animals that, at a distance, resemble flies. Call me if you want fifty-five more room descriptions.

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