A new trailer for Iron Man 2 is here, and it’s super lame. Ha, just kidding, it’s totally awesome. This one gives a deeper glimpse into the plot. This time around, Tony Stark’s urban sidekick gets his own suit of armor, then they band together to fight the Russian version of themselves. When you think about it, it’s a lot like Rocky IV. But I’m okay with that for the following reasons:
- Rocky IV is badass.
- Rocket hands.
I wish Don Cheadle had had that suit in Hotel Rwanda. “Ooh, what’s that, a machete? Suck lead, ya Hutu bastards. Yeah, yeah, now who’s crying to the UN, pussy.”
Thanks to Collider for putting this on YouTube.