I hate Paltrow. She is so dead in the eyes. She will ruin anything shes in.and, she named her kid Apple.
I wanna kill, everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal.
*incoming transmisison*Tony Stark always had boatloads of pussy. Probably explains why he has to wear the new Iron Man suit to save him from teh AIDS.*end transmission*
I heard the news earlier .It is said lots of ppl on "milliona irefriends com". Many wealthy people are talking about it there.
I don’t know about no Apple, but I see two onions in that picture! Who’s with me? Couple of asses that’ll make you cry, right? Shit I’m smooth.
snapworks58 isn’t even trying. Fucking pathetic.
snapwork: really? fascinating! Who cares?! Every time I think about Ironman now I get an image of the humping robot from Robot Chicken…
That’s coincidental, Eib – one of my colleagues just yesterday told me my eyes looked "dead". It’s the nicest thing he’s ever said to me.
FEK,Props for keeping with the "incoming transmission" schtick.
Eib – Fuck yeah! Fuck the sun! Long live the beast! . . . the night time is the right time . . . the night time is the right time!
I heard the news earlier .It is said lots of ppl on "milliona irefriends com". Many wealthy people are talking about it there.Web site. m illionairefriends(dot)comCharlie Sheen. Who cares?
Al, I think your eyes are luminous pools of light. I’m pretty psyched for this movie. Pretty psyched. Yup. That’s me. I said psyched. Fuck you.
That last pic isn’t Paltrow, it’s a Baldwin brother in drag. I can’t tell which one coz of the wig… maybe Billy, or Harvey, or Dewey, or Sneezy… fuck, I dunno, I ran out of TP and had to wipe my ass with the scorecard.
Her boobs seem really sad. Why the long face boobies? Stop that staring at the floor or no one will want to talk to you.
that was damn funny michelle
Why thank you. You too have luminous eye pools!
oops, excuse me.
jokerswild– And you’ll get a free haircut out of the deal.
*incoming transmission*The Mighty Fek’lhr’s computer has received a message meant for someone here:that was damn funny michelleQAPLAH!*end transmisison*
You all have phosphorescent ocular fluid receptacles!
Really? I’m the only one that finds dead eyes sexy? Really? Psssh, it’s like i don’t even know you guys anymore.
And I mean that from the lower portion of my muscular plasma pumping chest organ.
*deep in the void of space…*BONG!!!!!!!!
you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
Oh Luch, you charmer
High beams, eh? Are we talking about eyes or boobies? I forget…
Oh Luch, a Jaws quote now? Will you marry me?
Either way Bryce, I’ll have to ask you to remove your finger.nothing personal.
Um…We’re gonna need a bigger boat. That should rate at least a date right? Chicks dig desperation
*shuffles away before police arrive, sniffing finger*
Our friend, Blue Dress, had dreams of being filled out, made to look good, and making others look good. Sadly, our friend’s dreams were shat upon by a costume designer and casting director with no soul.
And an actress with dead eyes.See how I brought all around again?
I used to think Gwenyth Paltrow was absurdly hot. I also used to think MC Hammer was 2 legit 2 quit and that there really was nothing Bo didn’t know. Weird how times change.
SMB – Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me? Yeah, sure, and if she doesnt, shell go out and recruit one for you!
You know what, yingtaghs!
JOKER- But you kept changing it back to the gameIWANTED TO SEE THE SCORE!
SMB – Go fuck youself ya son of a bitch i’ll come outta the booth and fuckin whack ya, ya fuckin prick!
Not a fan of the bum on the left… doesn’t do anything for me…Needs more thongage…
TONY STARK GIVES QUESTIONABLE ADVICE ABOUT ADJUSTIBLE RATE MORTGAGES! HE IS A PREDATORY LENDER! AND A DRUNK! HULK SMASH! HULK BURN!