03.24.08 10 years ago 40 Comments

Starring Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor, Deception is the directing debut of commercial director Marcel Langenegger, from a screenplay by Live Free or Die Hard writer Mark Bomback. It opens April 25th.

McGregor plays an accountant whose lawyer (Jackman) introduces him to a mysterious sex club.  Soon he becomes a suspect in a woman’s disappearance and a multi-million dollar robbery.

Hollywood always makes swingers clubs look like they’re full of hot single chicks just dying to get boned by the next schlub who comes along.  I may or may not have once worked for some websites dedicated to the swinger lifestyle, and let me tell you, in reality it’s mostly a bunch of hairy sci-fi nerds and their fat goth chick girlfriends who need another excuse to make costumes.  Seriously, if you have to dress up like a dragonslayer and an elf princess in order to enjoy sex, you’re probably not doing it right.

Also: “Sex Club” is my new favorite euphemism for penis. 


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