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05.27.09 45 Comments

This is the trailer for Mr. Nobody, from Belgian director Jaco van Dormael.  It stars Jared Leto and looks like your basic old-guy-reminisces-about-his-life-in-a-futuristic-pseudo-reality flick.

Mr. Nemo Nobody is 35 years old and lives an ordinary life with his wife and three kids but, somehow, he one day wakes up in the swimming pool of an opulent mansion in the year 2092. Not only is he the oldest man in the entire world, at 120, he’s also the only mortal man – nobody else is ever going to die. He tries to work out what is real, and if his real life is the one he should have lived. [/Film]

So yeah, looks pretty trippy.   Anyway, if you’re ever wondering whether your real life is the one you should’ve lived, here’s a handy checklist:

  • Am I in a huge f*cking house?
  • Are my clothes expensive as f*ck?
  • Can I watch TV in my pool?
  • Are my underwear made of animal skin?
  • Do I smell like a flower store queefed?
  • Do I wash my asshole with whale caviar?

If you answered yes to any of these, you’re on the right track. Oh right, like you had something relevant to say about the movie.

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