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08.23.07 8 Comments

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, starring Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck, finally has a trailer online.  I've always said that Brad Pitt would make a convincing cowboy, because he has big cracked lips.  They tickle my neck sometimes, it makes me giggle and I have to pull away.

What with the long title, and the fact that Casey Affleck clearly states his name to be Robert Ford in the trailer, it would seem to lead logical folks to conclude that Pitt gets killed by Affleck.  So there's gotta be something more going here, like giant spiders, or tentacle porn, maybe.

And wait, doesn't half this trailer involve Casey Affleck comparing himself to Brad Pitt?  What's next, Frank Stallone and Tom Brady in The Parent Trap

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