UPDATE: CagePotato has a better photo, adding that Graham was 146 pounds, about 90 less than Son in his fighting days.
Now that we’re all in great moods after that Muppets trailer shot sunshine up our cornholes, I thought now would be a great time to tell you about that child molester Joe Son killed. Joe Son of course being the Austin Powers actor who was recently
The victim has been identified as 50-year-old Thomas Graham (pictured above) — who had once been convicted for committing lewd and lascivious acts on a child under the age of 14.
At the time he was killed, Graham was serving a two year sentence in Wasco State Prison for failing to properly register as a sex offender.
As TMZ previously reported, cops believe Graham’s cellmate Joe Son — who played shoe-throwing villain Random Task in the original “Austin Powers” movie — killed Graham in their cell on October 10.
Son is currently in solitary confinement while prison officials investigate. [TMZ]
It’s always funny to me to hear someone say “lewd and lascivious acts.” As if you’d be like, oh, you mean they were lewd AND lascivious? Well if it was just lascivious, I could see, but lewd AND lascivious, that’s out of line. Anyway, this news kind of makes me feel like JK Simmons at the end of Burn After Reading.
So… he killed ’em then.
And he’s already in prison for life?
Yup. …What should we do, sir?
…Well I guess we don’t have to do anything, do we?
I suppose not, sir.
…What did we learn, Palmer?
I don’t know, sir.
I don’t f*ckin’ know either.
So I guess that’s one child molester the other child molesters won’t have to worry about anymore. To me, the most surprising part of this news is that five-foot-four Joe Son was able to kill someone. Up until now, his fighting style seemed to consist mainly of lying on his back and getting punched a lot.